Album Name : Nomen Est Numen
Release Date : 1996-01-01
Song Duration : 4:32
Stuart Davis Asshole World Renown
Bored stiff with my wallet fat, I ordained myself a
diplomat
bought a plane and some aerosol, sprayed my name on
China's Wall
Then I pissed all over the Kremlin steps, punched a
monk in Tibet
got drunk and disordered in the ol' big Apple, passed
gas in the Cistine Chapel
I've thrown darts at the Mona Lisa, tied lead weights
to the tower of Pisa
sold salt water in the big Sahara, then I took a shit
in the Riviera
Asshole World Renown
Went to Rome and spread V.D., robbed the homeless in
Tahiti
was slapped by a woman in the great Euphrates,
kidnapped kids in the slums of Haiti
Poisoned livestock in Korea, tainted food shelves in
Tanzania
torched Saigon like a Buddhist pyro, slashed tires in
the streets of Cairo
I chucked eggs at Castro's doorway, I once puked on the
king of Norway
for eighteen days I roamed Japan, choking little
kittens with my bare hands
Stuck my gum on Venus De Milo, did Zimbabwe shooting
rhinos
ran nude straight through Nepal, spit my chew in Taj
Mahal
Asshole World Renown