Tilt Sterile Heaven
Congratulations on your recent acquisition, the bunker is convenient and = easy to install, you've purchased the finest in home fortification, the = comfort will please you and heighten you're morale, keenly concoted the = barricade is comely, the entrance is impregnable and ready for assault, = safe in the knowledge you didn't waste your money, lie back in your = sanctum you are untouchable. Sterile heaven hermetically sealed for your = protection and increased yield. Sterile heaven 'cause you're #1, = equipped with ample insulation. Under surveilance invaders are detected, = external apparatus incarcerates them all. Flash incinerated and lightly = disinfected, the ashes are bundled and packed in a vault, you're = accomodations are acoustically defended you need not hear the death = cries we bring them to a halt, encapsulation is highly recommended, in = brocade or wood grain or neoclassical. Airtight and quiet with total = privacy just keep the filter clean, you've taken the precaution, of = utter isolation, you buy serenity, you've read the warranty. Submitted by: Mel