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Todd Barry Stomach Flu

I had the stomach flu recently, I did. I went to the doctor he gave me the best treatment ever. Go home rest, drink Gatorade. I love Gatorade, and I never have a legitimate reason to drink it. I called my friend up all excited. Hey, the doctor told me to drink Gatorade. My friend was like I don't know you should probably drink water. This put me in an awkward position. Hey doc I know that you went to Harvard medical school for 28 years and you told me to drink Gatorade, Well I was just talking to my friend TJ, he's an intern at VH1, he told me to drink water, Doc. Doc why you crying? And then I heard a gunshot. What a cool ending to that one. That surprised even me.
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