Tom Flannery Don't Piss Off A Lutheran
Gentle souls well I guess that's truechurchgoers wave at
the sight of you
caution is a word it's not a sin
so don't piss off a Lutheran
Wallflowers at a dance watch out for these
when you pass 'em by say 'excuse me please'
they harbor grudges in places you've never been
so don't piss off a Lutheran
break:
bring your own drinks to the social please
or you may end up on your knees
but you won't be praying to the Lord above
you'll be dying in the name of love
Religion is a strange and scary thing
when you die for the things you're believing in
be your own man and stick out your chin
but don't piss off a Lutheran
(break)
be your own man and stick out your chin
but don't piss off a Lutheran