Hey Guess What Happened Today Lyrics

Tom Flannery Hey Guess What Happened Today

Hey, guess what happened today?a school principal got
blown away
by an 8th grade kid armed with a lie
and Moses watching from on high
Happened where these things usually do
in a suburb fenced in like a zoo
to keep the animals at bay
thank heavens for the NRA
Well guns don't kill...people do

give me an automatic and I'll show you
it takes 2 to dance right into bed
rather be a wallflower than be dead
I'm sure the founding fathers had a plan
that did not include a gun in hand
of a kid filled up with MTV
and doses of ecstasy
Hey, guess what happened today?
a school principal got blown away
by an 8th grade kid armed with a lie
and Moses watching from on high