Tom Macdonald I'm Corny
[Verse 1]
Okay, I'm corny, all my songs are super boring
I'm like Macklemore on crack if he smoked until he was forty
I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, I tried too hard to be cool
I'm a clickbait rapper, I paid for all of my views
I got white-white-white privilege leakin' out my eyes when I cry
And I'm always shedding tears 'cause it's hard to be white
My girlfriend writes my raps, I hope I never get dumped again
I hate the Libtards so I must be Republican
Now my Gucci is fake, I got this Louis on sale
I'm a snitch like Tekashi, so I will never see jail
I look just like the mumble rappers that everyone hates
I braid my hair like a girl, put tattoos on my face, ya
[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you keep talking 'bout me? Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy, you might end up dead
[Chorus]
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
[Verse 2]
Okay, I'm corny and whack, I'm horrible trash
I'm the worst rapper alive, and I'm ignorin' the facts
I try too hard to be edgy, my bars are garbage, you win
I'm one hundred percents pure grade, a Colombian cringe
And if rap was a game you could play with your friends
I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss you fought at the end
Look, I'm so thirsty for clout that I'd slap my mama for fame
I'm thirty, but I look like I'm your grandfather's age
I'm like Joyner Lucas corny had a baby with Logic
The doctor dropped it on his head and said, "That's a Tom MacDonald"
I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted
And my face tattoos look like I fell asleep at a party retarded
[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you keep talking 'bout me? Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy, you might end up dead
[Chorus]
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
[Bridge]
Retard, loser, you're so gay
You're so corny, you're so lame
You're unhappy, so you call me names
Been the same since seventh grade
Angry, sad, and full of hate
Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain
[Chorus]
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt