Too Bad Eugene Punk For Dummies
Well you saw a couple shows and you gathered what you know
About the punk rock paradigm
All you really know is you have to throw a fit and whine
So you wrote a bunch of songs that are 30 seconds long
And complain about everything
This story's very common and it's getting a bit too annoying
Is your life really all that oppressive
Or are you just fitting the mold
Use your mind to make your own opinions
Don't cling to everything you're told
Well you've gotten all punk rock so you're hating all the jocks
Parents, teachers, and Rush Limbaugh
Your favorite thing in life is go out at night and break the law
You sewed on a couple spikes, learned to sing like Fat Mike
And your thinking about turning vegan
I've got so many problems with you
I just don't know where to begin
Do you really feel you've lost your freedoms
To politicians you can't see
You've got for more ulterior reasons
For your newfound identity
Please allow me to be frank, your charade is pretty rank
You just do it cause you wanna fit in
In my opinion being fake is one of the ost evil sins
Take a good look at your life, is it filled with so much strife
Or is that part of your punk rock style
Just an inch or two of honesty can stretch about a million miles