Trash Can Sinatras Hayfever
Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses Only one way, only one way Why can't we take a couple of tablets? Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent? The cheque enclosed the ngatives? Well here's some headlines current and sensible - Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem? Should I throw my tammy in the ring And run for President Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in Ooh, I'm left in no doubt. I'm Harry, Hello Hey I'm Harry, Hello You want me, you want me, do I? Arsenic be judge, gin be jury The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me They leave me alone in my sulk Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot I gets larger as she gets nearer There's only one way, only one way The rest is just chemistry