Twiddle Apples
Yes I saw them walk out my door
One foot in front of the other-da-da-da-da-da
They look kinda like apple men with watermelon legs and a tail made out of rubber
Now I've seen some weird things before but not these edible creatures
Am I crazy or is it only time before they find the others
I'm not crazy, you're just mad
Don't freak, out just be glad
Well, I'm not crazy, you're just mad
Don't freak out, just be glad
'Cause when you see the little apple creatures deep within your mind
Maybe you should take a little less next time
And it all starts comin' through
In a conscious point of view
And it all fades away!
(Scatting)
Now I've seen some weird things before but not these edible f..cked-up
(Scatting)
They look kinda like apple men
I'm not crazy, you're just mad
Don't freak, out just be glad
Well, I'm not crazy, you're just mad
Don't freak out, just be glad
'Cause when you see the little apple creatures deep within your mind
Dancin' and a-humpin' and a-havin' a good time
And it all just seems like fun
Now the melting has begun
You'd better start to run away!
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
(Indistinguishable shouting)
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man