Upchurch Country As It Gets
[Intro]
Band
Church
Church
Band
No sick days boy
Yeah
Boy
Church
Mud taped up in the trash, trash bags rollin' in the back
Switchin' gears on county roads while I'm gettin' killer head
If you're still sleepin' on me get your ass up out of bed
Hah
[Verse 1]
Okay I'm not the one they wanted I'm on Billboard to see
Every time I drop a album it's top twenty for me
And every time I drop a video you might see some of my fans
'Cause I invite them to the party to shoot guns and do keg stands
And when they're rockin' at my shows I pull my skins on the stage
And I got hundreds of honkeys, yellin' with flags in they hands
Yeah, I'm that white boy that ain't scared to be proud that I'm pale
Hip-hop don't even want me but they ain't got a choice now
I'm like dude, rusty truck, weed shake up in my captain seat
A thousand dollar Magnum and it's loaded, you ain't cappin' me
Got deer blood drippin' on my jeans, snakeskin boots the f..ck you mean
A dirty motherfucker but I'm hoppin' out my brand new jeans
[Chorus]
I got a single wide trailer, bunch of blue-nosed pits
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
I call my day one skins to get it popping in this bitch
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
Churchman, old-school, I'm hip-hop's Danny Zuko
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
I'd still be in first even if I was in neutral
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
[Verse 2]
They be like, damn dude, hot, yeah Bo Duke just got a microphone
And now my ass a hazard to these other boys with country flow (where they at)
Most these artists faker than a Salisbury steak
And they be starin' at my lady 'cause her ass got a shake
Keep starin' motherfucker 'cause bad bitches like that real shit
Really stand up for my people, take a bullet through the flesh
It ain't my fault that I'm the one that tends to do this shit the best
And I'm gon' do it everyday with Cheatham County on my chest
Mud caked up in the tread, trash bags rollin' in the bed
Switchin' gears on county roads while I'm gettin' killer head
If you're still sleepin' on me get your ass up out of bed
'Cause life just ain't made from bein' a bunch of lazy f..cks man
[Chorus]
I got a single wide trailer, bunch of blue-nosed pits
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
I call my day one skins to get it popping in this bitch
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
Churchman, old-school, I'm hip-hop's Danny Zuko
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
I'd still be in first even if I was in neutral
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
I'm as country as it gets, co-co-country as it gets
[Outro]
Mud caked up in the tread, trash bags rollin' in the bed
Switchin' gears on county roads while I'm gettin' killer head
If you're still sleepin' on me get your ass up out of bed