Vargskelethor Viral Warfare
No cure for the common cold
Viral disease spreads tenfold
If you cough phlegm my way
I will kill you with an ashtray
They call me viral warfare
Immunity I impair
Not deadly, just annoying
With your immunity I'll be toying
Can you feel it in the air
Grocery stores you should beware
That's the place most people get sick
Just letting you know
Avoid that shit
Have you ever wondered
"How did I get sick?"
Here's your stupid answer
"It was me, I'm a dick"
Walking sick nightmare
I'll infect you anywhere
Oh its the season
Its the flu
I'll cough on you
Blergh
Get the nyquil
Back again
I'm bacterial
Not deadly enough for a funeral
But I still annoy
Cannot get rid of me
Modern science won't disagree
Ginger
Honey
Lemon
Tea
Its all crappy