Venetian Princess 7 Things Spoof
ouch ouch ouch
Its time for me to say this,
addressing all you guys.
Except for all the drag queens,
who deserve a nobel prize.
But the straight guys,
they dont realize
what we go through
everyday
and its alot.
Now its time
all us females
to remind you
just in case
you all forgot.
The 7 things
guys dont have to do:
-shave legs
-give birth
-aunt flow
-wear skirts
-wax armpits
hey it hurts
-wear pantyhose
-and paint your toes
too
-high heels
-pluck brows
-skip meals
-count pounds
-some girls have to carry
heavy mounds
(were way past 7 now
but i'll keep going
anyhow)
-uncomfy thongs
-tight bras
-tampons
-blow our money on
beauty salons
-flat iron burns
-and health concerns
from hair dye fumes
and the reason why
we
do
these
crazy
things
that
we
do....
is we do it
for you.
sometimes were hard to deal with.
that we cant deny.
but just think of what we
go through
see, thats
the reason
why
-shave legs
-give birth
-aunt flow
-wear skirts
-wax armpits
hey it hurts
-wear pantyhose
-and paint your toes
too
-uncomfy thongs
-tight bras
-tampons
-blow our money on
beauty salons
-flat iron burns
and health concerns
from hair dye fumes
(and the reason why
we
do
these
crazy
things
that
we
do...
is we do it
for you)