Violent J Home Invasion
Intro (Dialogue with Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J):
Crazy f..cking fun. Yeah when that bitch fell in the mud, I was dying heh
Yeah and another bitches f..cking titty fell out!
So you sure you'll be able to get home, man?
Yeah if I don't fall asleep
Hit me up with a text or something when you get home so I know you straight
Yeah, aight
What ever happened to Court? We was f..cked up and then just disappeared
He was talking to that one fat broad
He might end crashing at Tony's house, too
Yeah, probably man
Well hit me up when you... (doorbell) oh, shit that probably Court right there at my door, somebody's at my door
Shit
Aight, well, uh, hit me up just so I know you made it back, aight?
You know I will, peace
Verse 1 (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J):
There's a knock at your door, you peep out the hole
Some f..cker in a hoodie, somebody you don't know
You ask him what he wants, but he doesn't respond
You lock the f..cking deadbolt, and try to remain calm
You hear a window, BANG, it's comin' from the back
You grab the f..cking shotgun, load it up and whack
Still pounding on the door, another window breaks
You see somebody's hand, is reaching through the drapes
You kick their f..cking wrists, you scream you have a gun
But they don't seem to care, the fun has just begun
You don't want to do it, you hope it's not a game
You give another warning, raise the gun and aim
He's comin in the house, you blast at his skull
The body falls backwards, the blood is on the wall
Their kickin in your door, the wood begins to crack
It's 2:30 in the morning, and your'e wondering "What the heck?"
Chorus (Violent J):
They want in my home (I'm not giving)
They want in my home (I'm not giving)
They want in my home (I'm not giving)
They want in my home (I'm not giving)
I-I-I just wanna ride around (I'm not giving)
They want in my home (I'm not giving)
They want in my home (I'm not giving)
Verse 2 (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J):
You lock your basement doors, you wedge them shut with chairs
Your dogs are f..cking barking, They're coming down the stairs
Leaning on your doorbell, they're banging on the walls
Your'e sweating in a panic, and running down the halls
They're wondering your home, but you don't know how many
You've only got four shells, you're hoping that it's plenty
Shadows on the window, outside on the grass
Someone's in your kitchen, they entered through the glass
You're hiding in the bathroom, you hear the dogs attack
You run out for the f..cker, and shoot him in the back
His body hits the tile, but still you think he'll leg
You smash his f..cking head in, crack it like an egg
Another from behind you, you shoot him in the ear
His head flew off his body, it landed in the chair
One more shell left, sill kickin in your door
You whip the f..cker open, and blow him off the porch
(Chorus)
911, what's your emergency?
Yeah, I'd like to report a home invasion
What, what's your location?
I got four motherfucking dead bodies, y'all need to come over and clean up
I'm sorry, did you say dead?
Yeah, that's right
(chorus)