We Show Up On Radar An Animal Sports Day
If in the third week of august
Your not doing anything, then maybe we could meet up
I'd like to show yer something
That if i tried to explain to you, then you'd never believe me
Just wait till you see it
It's the animal sports day
Where the woodland creatures, take on dwarf zoo keepers
The trophy's are much smaller or they'd never be able to hold em'
And their fans comprise of harvest mice
And waiting on the sideline's their are beavers as cheer leaders
(Animal Sports Day Commentary!...("thats a world record squeak!")
And i tried to explain to you but you didn't believe me
It's their third annual sports day, i'm the only human spectator
I advertised it in the paper, but the truth of the matter is, the lap times are slower because their legs are much shorter
When the squirels played the super bowl
Their helmets were much smaller or they'd never be able to wear them
And their fans comprise of harvest mice
But they'd have to cut their nails or they could have somebody's eye out
It's the woodland creatures, versus dwarf zoo keepers
The trophy's are much smaller or they'd never be able to hold em'
And their fans comprise of harvest mice
And waiting on the sideline's their are beavers as cheer leaders
I hope you have a silent night, you must wrap up warm or i can hold yer tight?