Whitewoods Merry Christmas
A fluorescent world of forgiveness
The shopping carts filled for Christmas
As they roll around the superstore
Merry Christmas [?]
Merry Christmas [?]
[spoken word]
"K-Mart shoppers, stop by the men's department for a wide assortment of sweaters, [?], mittens, pants, [?] colors and styles. Our [?] and pants for boys are made in USA, and are available in a rainbow of colors at a low, coupon price."
[instrumental section]
[sung]
Checkout lines are moving slow
Sliding doors let in the cold
Winter air
Just don't forget
Your receipt