Whyte Mtn. House Party
[Intro]
Better late than never
That I get ‘em when I show up to this house party!
Yeah
[Verse 1]
Smoking magic
This that witch doctor voodoo
Just imagine
Drinks lined up and bitches juiced
Party mansion
Music loud and bodies fused
Girl, I'm bout to fizz
Thirsty for some Mountain Dew?
Lah!
What an introduction!
No envelope, but here's an exclusive invitation to the VIP
Please bring forward Blake Lively
Shots to the bloodstream like an IV
Who would've guessed?
Blank document with two bold-case letters, N-V!
Pizza from Caesar's
Hottie's a teaser
Fluent in tongue
Yeah man, she's a kisser
Weed in the kitchen
Beer pong proficient
Sober as f..ck, blame any prohibition
Promised night of happiness, snapping all of these mental pics
So be my guest
Tell your BF
Oh, and another request!
Pack, light, and smoke a quarter of the finest recipe
Lah! That's where the venom be
Lah! Yeah, that's the remedy
Casanova or playboy
Still bitch, I don't play boy
Two bunny fingers deep inside that centerfold, Playboy
Strip, kiss, f..ck, mercy
Pillow talking dirty
Sound like a pussy
Excuse me, I just burped a kitty (meow)
She killer though, plea for insanity
My dick's a dentist, open wide for them cavities
[Chorus]
Getting freaky with all the sex on the furniture
Talking 50 Shades of Grey, girl, Imma punish ya
Drinking cough medicine, I ain't checking no temperature
Only till feds arrive do we finish up (bitch)
Welcome to my house party! (x4)