Wreckless Eric Hit And Miss Judy
Working at the bank and counting out the money for no
thanks
Going down the drain she's only got herself to blame
Going round in circles arriving back at where she's
coming from
Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna
hear
Oh oh oh, hit and miss judy
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in
it
Oh oh oh, hit and miss judy
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit
Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven
on earth
Life for Miss Judy it's an endless succession of
physical jerks
Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed
handkerchief
Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her
wildest dreams
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna
hear
Oh oh oh, hit and miss judy
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in
it
Oh oh oh, hit and miss judy
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit
Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it
She might just hit the target
But Judy girl I wish you'd call it a day
Oh my darling you're so alarming
She scares me to death with the effort of trying to be
everybody's friend
I see they've regrouped on the highway now and everyone
involved
Is going round the bend
But when Judy takes aim you won't be seeing anyone for
miles and miles
'Cause if Judy hits the target you're guaranteed to be
paralysed
And then she'll bend down and whisper things in your
ear
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna
hear
Oh oh oh, hit and miss judy
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in
it
Oh oh oh, hit and miss judy
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit