Alix Dobkin Lesbian Code
She's a BD (Baby Dyke
She's a PD (Possible Probable)
She's a DD (Yeah, she's a Definite Dyke)
She's a POU (Positively One of Us)
She's got Hi-LP (Good Potential)
Suffering from PLT (pre-Lesbian Tension "it's a terrible thing to watch")
She's a wanna be a DOT
Well if she can't be a dyke of today
She could be a dyke of tomorrow
Then she'll be a DIT (a dyke in training)
Or an FDA (Future Dyke of America)
She'll be a Betty, a friend of Dorothy
She'll be our kind, that's ok...
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Is she Lithuanian? (I don't know)
Is she Lebanse? Well, she's gifted
Is she Lebesian, lesbionic and I happen to know
She's a vagitarian
She's a member of the team
She's a member of the lodge, of the family
She's a member of the church, of the club, of the committee
She sings in the choir
Is she a lima bean? (From Kentucky)
Or is she a green, new bean, or is she refried?
Is she a can bean in the closet?
Or is she now with a man?
Then she's a hasbeen
She's a Fresbian in Fresno
In Lansing: 48912
She lives in dyke heights
She's an Arkansas Earth Dyke
Motor City Dykette
She goes to The Pagoda with the Chinese
You bet
She colors outside the lines in Charlotte
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Is she an Aussie dyke?
Check it out, waddyareckon?
She's a likely one, spot-o, gottabe
Ah she looks a bit sus
She must be of the faith
I'll put her on Layby
She's a leesbian from New Zealand
She's campas from Aotearoa, kiwi fruit
You can spot the bus driver, spot the camp girl
She's on the bike, camp is a row of tents
She's a "how's-your-mother?"
Over in Dublin
She's a "whatever-you're-havin' "
In Belfast, in Cork
She's a quare girl, a lash, got a glad eye
Got a kick in her, she drinks tipperary water
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She's the church of England, she's ginger
She's got Dutch-Boy fingers
She's a MOT, a member of the tribe
She's a gold star, got her ID card
And she shops at Tescoes
A Sister of the Inclination
She's elite in Scotland, Auch Eye, Zap
She's alright, that's 100 points
Is she a carpenter from Bristol?
Is she a bus driver from Nottingham?
Is she a motor dyke? Is she a badgy dyke?
Does she live in the dykery?
Ah, then she's a Fresbian in Fresno
In Lansing: 48912
She lives in dyke heights (Sort of like 2040...dyke heights)
She's an Arkansas Earth Dyke
Motor City Dykette
She goes to The Pagoda with the Chinese
You bet
She colors outside the lines in Charlotte
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She's a lemon, she's a leso
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She's a big one
She's a bowler
She wear sensible shoes
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DL & DR
(Dyke to the left, dyke to the right)
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Egotsos, from Israel... She's like that
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Here's the non-verbal, non-verbal
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