Chests O' Plenty Lyrics

Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew Chests O' Plenty

(Cap D)
I like breasts a plenty
not chests whos empty
itty bitty titties
leaves me bored with wenchies
got my eye on them prizes
who come in large sizes
deep valley on the side two mountains arises
double D's I can squeeze
or motorboat as I please
boobies on the seas be a sight unseen
X marks the spot
where the cleavage is hot
let me dig with my nose,
see what treasures ya got
so ra-ra for ma mas
your flowers in bloom
I'm ga ga for ta tas
make me act a bafoon
boustie raise them babes
from the waste to the face
never look in their eyes,
to busy lookin at lace
I wanna tickle yer nipple
let's see em post haste
Even if ye got a husband
that be makin a chase
all I'm askin, is that ye just give me a taste
I'm gonna dig in yer hole
then leave em covered in paste

(Chorus)
Say Yar out there mateys if ya love big breasts
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
say Yar out there mateys if ye love big chests
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
say yar out there wenchies
if ye got big breasts ye be blessed
let me caress them o' so gently
ya got chests o'plenty

(Sea Dawg)
your endowment is the largest that i've ever faced
if ya bounce like that then you'll break your waste
gonna twist em slow like I'm crackin a safe
makin em chafe they take up so much space
let em encase my face the best traits in mates
girl needs me behind her as a counter weight
lure me in like fish to bait they're so damn great
if she hangs upside down then she might suffocate
hot damn thank ya mam
this is more then I can fit in mouth hook and hand
I demand the best breasts of the land
to pass my exam see what they'll withstand
you've got to see these things first hand
round and tan bam bam two goals of man
the perfect brand with the perfect span
my favorite gland consider me a fan

(Chorus)

(Scott Free)
Theres no telling what this felon will do for some
melons
they get my pants swelling like an over crowed dwelling
im yelling
come here wench and let me play with those fun bags
its okay if just one sags display us your rum rack
a bum rap is why im never getting any
im always after chest o plenty how does the captain get
so many
breast uncanny need an over the shoulder boulder holder
then I showed her how this bolder soldiers colder once
I bestode her
with the load I owed her, you know i told her
hows she's got some tig ol bitties whip em out girl and
just go on and hit me with those big guns I'm know to
make the chicks cum I lay around and sip rum after I
get some its hard to tell which one when you're hanging
with the twins when I got in hand my hands I get a
devilish grin
I settle for gin once the rum is depleted I stay weeded
in-deeded
you ain't double Dee'ded wench SO JUST GO ON AND BEAT
IT