Chutch Mcgillicutty Shmoney
[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty]
What you know about that shmoney?
Ha...
You ain't know nothing about that shmoney
Shit...
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Shmoney on the counter
Shmoney on the floor
Shmoney everywhere I go
Smoney for a dance
Shmoney for a drink
Shmoney to a whore
[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
All about that shmoney life
Those OD, coked out, f..ck me nights
Can't not do nothing right
Staring at the f..cking lights
Fuck my sight
And f..ck tonight
Like "Hey girl, let's go f..ck tonight"
I got a pocket full of cash
And the other one's full of coke
I take that back
They both full of cash
But give me that ass
And I'll give you half
Cause I got a way
To make it all back
It's called shooting craps
Just follow my lead
Bet a lot of money
And you will see
It really ain't hard to make back shmoney
Shmoney for good
Shmoney for evil
It's all the same
Life's inherently lethal
Shmoney is my weapon
So you best get to steppin'
Unless you wanna stay and learn a really hard lesson
I'm good for business
And good for morale
Cause I'm buying another round
Fuck going home
Let's shut it down
I got a pile of cash
It's a f..cking mound
Shake that ass
Now turn around
Bounce them tits
It's so profound
That might be my favorite sound
Now take this stack
And let's go pound
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Shmoney on the table
Shmoney on the floor
Shmoney every where I go
Shmoney for weed
Shmoney for coke
Shmoney to get throwed
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
Shmoney in my pocket
Shmoney in my hand
Shmoney in the air
People all around
Grabbing it off the ground
Shit's going down
Where Tommy at?
Is that his hat?
Is that Mack?
Fucking that black bitch in the back seat of that black Cadillac?
I don't know what's happening
But I got to rap
Cause I don't give a f..ck
You know where I'm at
I'm in my city
Get out the way
Any of you ho's looking to get paid?
Shake them titties
Try to make me stay
It's worth your while
Shit's gonna get wild
You look like you fit the profile
Take the money
Bend over and get defiled
I'm reviled
Or revered
An American legend
Like Paul Revere
Steer clear if you can't cohere
I leave your ass beguiled
I'm charismatic
Like magic to a small child
I'm gonna blow your mind
And make you mine
I want the shmoney
To get blunted
To get the honeys
I'm dropping hundies
Take off your undies
And stroke my plump meat
Your body's so stunning
But your nose is running
You got nose bleeds cause your coke needs
Bet you own anal beads
Like to get f..cked anally
Cause you's a freak
And I don't want to think it
But you probably got some STDs
But those titties...
They so pretty
The opposite of itty bitty
Give me that kitty
It's such a crying pity
That you's a 'pro
Could have been so much so much more
But's you's a motherfucking ho
Nothing wrong with that though
Do me fast
Then do me slow
Bring your friends
There's plenty more
To go around
Shhh... don't make a sound
I'm just f..cking with you now
You can be loud
Shout at the top of your lungs if you want
So the inner rings and the upper rungs
Wandering what the f..ck
Do you like it rough?
Do you like it when I call you slut?
Do you want this dick up your butt?
Too bad...
Not gonna happen
Not with a dirty stripper mutt
You got me laughing
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Shmoney on the counter
Shmoney on the floor
Shmoney everywhere I go
Shmoney in my hand
Shmoney down your pants
Shmoney for a show
Shmoney for the drank
Shmoney for the 'dro
Shmoney just to let you know
Shmoney cause of greed
Shmoney to get hoes
Shmoney for the blow