Chutch Mcgillicutty Tit Waggler
[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty]
Hey girl
I got a question for ya...
[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
You wanna Tit-Waggle?
Let me show you how its done
Just stick out your chest
And start to have fun
That's all you go to do
But for the sake of this song
Let's all play along…
First you got to giggle
Ain't no frowns aloud
Then you start to jiggle
Pull down your blouse
Let those puppies wriggle
Let it all hang out
And really start to wiggle
Now the shit is going down
Imagine that your nipple
Is a crayon
And start to scribble
All around
Let the ripples
Compound
If ya started with a nickel
Now working with a pound
Cucumbers now a pickle
Unencumbered by sound
Waterfall is now a trickle
And the square is now round
Every touch is a tickle
And every nudge is profound
Don't pick up your dribble
Bounce it on the ground
Swing it to the wing for a triple
If you miss I'll rebound
Hey girl let me get a nibble
On them tits I think I could drown
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
This has been a real tit-waggler
If your tits are big it'll make your back hurt
Flopping all around causing quite the clatter
Up and down and out, clockwise and even backward
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
Tits poppin' out
Swangin' all around
Big torpedo titties
And tits that are round
Some nipples have bars
Some nipples have rings
Some nipples are large
Some nipples are pink
I wish I could make a chart
It really makes you think
Tit-waggling is an art
You gotta keep em in sync
It comes from the heart
And will take you to the brink
You ride on the swell
And then you f..cking sink
Lose yourself and find yourself
In the f..cking moment
From point break to the matrix reloaded
Keanu Reeves was the coldest
Forgot how to wiggle them tits
Now he's out the muthafuckin' biz
Please hold this
While I pour this
In your cup
Did you notice
Lil' ole miss
What a slut
Big ole tits
Good Lordy
I want to f..ck
Girl blow this
Deepthroat it
Way ta suck
I bust a f..ckin' nut
You know this
Its just like Chutch
Well yeah he f..cking wrote this
He so clutch
Got it locked up like Fort Dix
He's too much
And he wants more tits
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
This has been a real tit-waggler
Future past and now before during and after
Flopping all around can't you hear the laughter
Left and right and in clockwise and even backward
[Outro: Chutch McGillicutty]
Tits are floppin', Tits are wagglin'
Tits are poppin', and none are saggin'
Those tits are whoppin', these tits are clappin'
Those tits are droppin', but they all are wagglin'