Clawjob The Dookarist
JULIAN: Oh M, I am so sorry that I can't be there
You see, there's quite a situation gotta deal with here
Ever since the Doomship landed
The good people of Earth have banded
Together to try and stop...
The breaking of the bread
The eating of your head
The planet of the dead!
Oh men, we've heard the horror stories of the Great Bird War
But now we're facing something humans never faced before
We've gotta charge up all the phasers
And recalibrate all the lasers to "KILL,"
If we're ever gonna stop...
The breaking of the bread
The eating of your head
The planet of the dead!