Cosmosis Stormy Monday
"It was a dark and stormy Monday..."
"..."
"So she'd been around the pool"
"..."
"Learn how to awaken the sexual beast that lies dormant in every woman's soul. Waiting to transform her into a lusting creature of unbridled passion. Pulling at me. Tugging at me. Yelling 'Take me, Cornfed, make me your love slave!'"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
