Ivan Campo Liquor Mountain
[Verse 1]
Tell me, lady
What else is there to do?
It drives me crazy
Is that mountain dew?
Or moonshine in the shade?
We're just two thirsty souls
Three sheets to the wind
Never looking back
At what we left behind
[Verse 2]
Reeling and rolling
Do as one's to do
The playgrounds of parliament
We tumbled blindly through
Past the honorable gentleman
Lying through his teeth
Too far up the backside
Of who knows who
But I'll see my lady there
See you at the top of Liquor Mountain
Somewhere near the water fountain
[Chorus]
We'll wash away our blues
And pray be gone for good
We'll wash away our blues
And pray be gone for good
May they be gone for good
[Verse 3]
Heebie-jeebie
Pandemic sweeps the room
Half-baked and bevied
A pixelated view
Of the ever coming void
Breezing through the crowd
I'll never understand
Chalice in my hand
The simplest of commands
To speak
But that's where I'll meet my sweet
An angel and an ogre
Lurk behind you
Make for the door
And do as I do
[Chorus]
We'll wash away our blues
And pray be gone for good
We'll wash away our blues
And pray be gone for good
We'll wash away our blues
And pray be gone for good
May they be gone for good
[Outro]
He who faced the wrath of Liquor Mountain
Takes one for the road
Whichever finds him