Jacko Can't Get Up Lyrics

Kevin Bloody Wilson Jacko Can't Get Up

A fair dinkum Aussie football legend, Jacko was
There weren't a man that didn't fear him on the foot ground because,
They'd seen him rip a poor bloke's arm off once just snapped it off
and then,
He beat the bastard round the noggin' with the soggy end,
So when Jacko's mob played our mob, in an exhibition game,
I was told to play on Jacko, 'cause our ruckman pulled up lame,
And it was fear that got me airborne, when I beat him in the ruck,
And I heard their skipper whisper "Jesus Jacko can't get up".

(Oi) Jacko can't get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up,
(Oi) what the f..ckin' hell's goin' on 'cause Jacko can't get up.

He was playin' like a sheila's blouse and I become inspired,
And our runner spread the word around, "Young f..ckin' Kev's on
fire",
I out rucked him I out marked him I out played him all around,
I out kicked him I out run him, near on run him in the ground,
So when they moved him down to forward pocket to try and catch his
breath,
Out coach said, "Go get him killer, don't let that bastard rest",
So when I went up for a screamer, me head collided with his guts,
And he went down like a bag'a shit shit Jacko can't get up.

(Oi) Jacko can't get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up
(Oi) I didn't feel a f..ckin' thing but Jacko can't get up.

He was layin' there in agony, and I thought he was tough
But he was rollin' in a pool'a mud and clutchin' at his guts,
Then their runner ran out to him, to find out what was wrong
And then the umpire then the doctor, then they brought the stretcher
on,
Then the game came to a standstill, and a hush fell 'cross the crowd,
As they loaded him in someone's ute and drove off through the
crowd,
And an old sheila started cryin', "I think Jacko's f..cked,
Now cart him off to hospital 'cause Jacko can't get up.

(Oi) Jacko can't get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up,
(Oi) fight fair you little bastard, 'cause Jacko can't get up".

I was shouldered off a hero, been undated by the press,
They couldn't believe a country kid had beat Australia's best,
And I couldn't believe it either, I felt sorry for the bloke,
Until I walked into his ward and the bastard grabbed me by the
throat,
He said, "I've had diarrhea for seven days I shouldn't even play,
And when you tapped me in the guts like that me asshole gave
away,
And I shit meself you little cunt, it had f..ck all to do with you",
And when he started tuggin' at me arm my asshole give way too.

"(Oi) Jacko can't get up", the nurse said, "Jacko can't get up,
Just f..ck off and leave him alone 'cause Jacko can't get up".

No Jacko can't get up, and he'll never live it down,
'Cause he gave football up and I'm still a hero in our town,
And all I've said's fair dinkum, true as Jacko was his name,
But if you don't believe me, go ask Jacko, if you're f..ckin' game.

Hahahahahahahaha, I didn't feel a f..ckin' thing but Jacko can't get
up.

Oi, Jacko can't get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up,
(Oi) what the f..ckin' hell's goin' on 'cause Jacko can't get up
Hahahahahahahaha,

(Oi, Jacko can't get up) Oi, Jacko can't get up,
"Fight fair you little bastard, 'cause Jacko can't get up".

(Oi) Jacko can't get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up,
Just f..ck off and leave him alone 'cause Jacko can't get up.

(Oi) Jacko can't get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up,
(Oi) I dropped him like a bag'a shit 'cause Jacko can't get up.

(Oi) Jacko cant get up, (Oi) Jacko can't get up,
(Oi) I flattened him like a battery, 'cause Jacko can't get up.