Living Next Door To Alan Lyrics

Kevin Bloody Wilson Living Next Door To Alan

They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj
that farted and just shit itself in jutland parade
right next door to bondy's
when the smoke had cleard a voice said
'ah this place look alright, well tell the governemt
its a sacred site, they're f..cking easy!'
good day mr allan bond how u going bloke, hey im your
brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i
think im goona like it here, living next door to Allan.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a deadrew on the roofrack
and a boot load full of grgo and im flash as michael
jackson now im living next door to Allan.

The first thing that we gotta do is get another car,
cus the on sitting out the front wont even f..cking
start, we'll call that bloke again from the government
he's alrght hey. so they call the bloke in charge, of
all the government grants, and the next day in the
drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a
look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at
this eh'

Good day mr Allan Bond how you going mate? you got a
real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that
my one's faster than yours mr bond cus mines a red one.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front
seat, listening to slim dustin now im living next door
to Allan.

so bondy called ben lexon and said ' i want another
yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already
got, that'll f..ck em'

So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out
done and got the HMAS Melberd on some sort of
government loan, its got me knacked, theyjust said they
wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.

Good day mr Allan bond how you going mate, you got a
real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im
gonna put him in the river next door to Allan's

15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines
strung from the flight deck trying to catch dsome fish,
swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to
Allan.

So bondy threw a party, the likes you've never seen and
invited everybody, from the premier to the queen, and
the laylan brothers.

so his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the
lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella
to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big
bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'

I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go,
he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know,
he just never got used, to living next door to abbose

he jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at
least we don't got f..cking coons live next door to us,
now we got to get used to not living next door to
Allan.

Now we goto to get used to not living next door to
Allan