Kevin Bloody Wilson Mean Lean Lovin' Machine
Im a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs,
Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks,
I got a crank start every mornin', oh, but I still do the job,
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs.
I used to be a hotrod once, a hundred miles an hour,
But speed and Crome ain't where it's at, I got it worked out now,
'Cause women like us old vintage jobs we're comfortable and strong,
And the thing that they look forward to is the right takes twice as
long.
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs,
Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks,
I got a crank start every mornin', ah but I still do the job,
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs.
No need to read my speedos, to see I've done some miles,
Been bashed and bent on bumpy roads but I still give good rides,
All I need is a little old lady, and lots of TLC,
Get underneath and get a little dirty, and do a little work on me.
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs,
Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks,
I got a crank start every mornin', but I still do the job,
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs.
I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs,
Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks.
I got a crank start every mornin', oh, but I still do the job.
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs.
I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs,
Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks,
I got a crank start every mornin', but I still do the job,
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs.
I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs,
Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks,
I got a crank start every mornin', ah but I still do the job,
'Cause I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs.