Misdemeanor How To Become A Rock Star
Seems I just can't break into the music industry, With my happy childhood and perfect family. They don't want a clean-cut kid like me, oh no siree! I have to be abused, misused and fondled sexually. Cause, they want Marilyn Manson They want that guy from the Cure Suffering from manic depression, and raping a bunch o' minors. So I got a brand new idea, A way I could become popular. I'll start my own punk rock band, And I think I'll call it MISDEMEANOR! It'll send the kiddos a' runnin' To buy our new record. We'll sing about killing policemen and on the cover we'll be flippin' the bird. Cause, they want heroin addicts They want coke-sniffin' fiends But with my new band name, I think that now they'll want me! So I gotta go build my ego, I think I'll start a fight in a bar. I'll even try to slit my wrists, But first I'll learn to play the guitar.
