Moxy Fruvous I Love My Boss (alternate)
These lyrics represent the original version of the song as closely as possible. (Thanks to the Früvous Pages for these...) He can't stand a loss He's always cross His name is Ross... I love my boss I love my boss He isn't full of fluff and gloss He gives me work and many chores to do My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss And though he pays me minimum wage It's all I deserve at this stage Some union hack said I should ask for more I answered with suitable rage I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss One day I came to work too late I'd had a Fruvous luncheon date My boss he summoned me to speak with him I sweated, awaiting my fate He said "you're gone!" It was just like the wrath of Khan But my dear boss let me apologize I love him, and I had been wrong He's going out now with my sister They go real heavy on the sauce I'd like to tell him watch out mister But he's the boss My friends they say that I am clinging Ask why I'm carrying this cross Who knows what x-mas will be bringing From dear old boss Bosses through the ages prove They're the ones who make it move Bewitched would have an empty plate If it weren't for Larry Tate Clark Kent reached the highest height With the help of Perry White And if we may be retrograde Speak the name Reuben Kincaid Now I've really kicked the sacred cow I've got me working on the night shift When my boss is out on the town I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss