Pleasureville Safety Trott Song
Safety announcement from middle management
(We need to tell you) It's enforced
(I don't think we got it on the beat but)
It's legally required to give you this message (message)
Sent for us from above, here you go
Step 1: Get your knife out
Then you need to go find your nearest Trout
It's not safe [...] to cut without him
You've got to cut towards Trott then put him in a bin
Oh look, an Amazon[™] box
Time to open this with a small pen knife
I'm not sure [...] if it's the thing I ordered
I don't remember if I got those things I thought of
But it's okay, I'll open anyway and
I'll think about the best way to aim my blade
Towards Trott, It's the only way
If I'm risking a cut it's only for that butt-
Wait what
