Stool Softener Lyrics

Doe prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a f..cken week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a shit from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last tim
e I shit is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to shit but I only farted
I miss the f..cken burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some f..cken Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My f..cken shit is hard as wood
I'd try to shit if I knew I could