Stephen Sondheim Comedy Tonight And Playout
PSEUDOLUS
Lovers divided
Get coincided.
Something for everyone -
HERO and PHILIA
A comedy tonight!
PSEUDOLUS
Father and mother
Get one another.
DOMINA
Something for everyone -
SENEX
A tragedy tonight!
MILES
I get the twins!
They get the best!
ERRONIUS
I get a family.
HYSTERIUM
I get a rest.
SOLDIERS
We get a few girls.
LYCUS
I'll get some new girls.
PSEUDOLUS
I get the thing I want to be:
FREE!
ALL
Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
Nothing for kings,
Nothing for crowns,
Something for lovers liars and clowns!
What is the moral?
Must be a moral.
Here is the moral, wrong or right:
PSEUDOLUS
Morals tomorrow!
ALL
Comedy, Comedy, Comedy,
Comedy, Comedy, Comedy,
Comedy, Comedy,
Comedy Tonight!