Thomas Mac Bubba Clause
Well everybody knows about Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Elves
But there's a kin to Mr. Claus that he has to keep to himself
Down at the South Pole just about as south as it goes
There's a good ol' Claus rockin' camo clothes
But he's only allowed to come around once a year
Cause he kept shootin' at the reindeer
I bet you never heard of the Bubba Clause
It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all
To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law
Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause
They had to seperate'em long ago when they were both just kids
Cause all the crazy redneck stuff they got together and did
From lightin' things up to shootin' holes in the sleigh
Mama Claus had to send Bubba away
Santa promised that he'd never visit his kin
But he never said nothin' bout'em comin' to him
You know I bet you never heard of the Bubba Clause
It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all
To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law
Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause
Well it's written right here in peppermint print
Bubba gets to hang with Santa at least one weekend
And if Mrs. Claus don't like it she can shove it where the snow don't fall
Signed by Santa and Bubba Claus
I bet you never heard of the Bubba Clause
It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all
To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law
Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause
Well now you've all heard of the Bubba Clause
It's in the contract Santa has with all of y'all
To keep him and his brother from breakin' the law
Some little lawyers got together and wrote the Bubba Clause
Hey? What's that noise?
Wait a second, what what's the date today?
Oh hell is it January first? Run Rudoff Bubba's back
Santa how are you
Ho ho ho ho holy hell Bubba you nearly scared my Rudoff