Tom Stompin Luke's Guitar
Twang Twang-adiddle dang a diddle danga twanga twanga twang twanga diddle dang Another dang twang another dang twang another dang twang... I've been married now for a year or more and my old guitar hangs by the door. That woman of mine says "hock that Luke" cause your momma dear needs a brand new suit. Well I hocked my watch & I sold my dog & I pawned the gasoline stove I hocked my ring and everything to keep that woman in clothes I even pawned a cat & I hocked my boots and I sold the family car- But that woman of mine will be 109 before I hock my old guitar Chorus: Twang twanga diddle- She went out one day last week I guess & she won't come back until I say yes- In answer to her "hock that Luke" My old guitar for a swimmin suit- That'll be the day when I pawn my heart like I pawned the gasoline stove I hocked my ring and everything just to keep that woman in clothes I even pawned a cat and I hocked my boots and I sold the family car- But that woman of mine will be old and blind before I hock my old guitar... Chorus: If she don't come back I won't be sore cuz I don't give a hoot about her no more A man gets tire of "hock that Luke!" That woman of mine's too bad to shoot. Chorus: Well I hocked my watch and I sold my dog & I pawned the gasoline stove I hocked my ring and everything just to keep that woman in clothes- I even pawned a cat & I hocked my boots and I sold the family car- But that woman of mine'll be in a box of pine before I hock my old guitar Twang twanga diddle rahhhgtwanga twanga twang twanga diddle dang Another dang twang and another dang twang This song ain't over yet- Still another dang twang and another dang twangand another dang twang....
