Vargskelethor Coffin Bastards
[Verse 1]
A thousand deadly rockers
Deep underground tonight
They're always looking for trouble
Skeleton metal comes to light
Switchblade jammed into my head
On this night of the living dead
Leather jacket on my bones
Cheap glasses where i once had a nose
[Pre-Chorus]
Cause we rise with a crack
We're all insomniacs
Oh yeah I'm a bone maniac
Because we're the skeletons dressed in black
[Chorus]
We arе the coffin bastards, the undead crеw
We're drinking our special milk brew
The coffin bastards, it's a skeletal brawl
We're causing trouble at your mall
[Verse 2]
We're the ones that mixes milk and coke
We're the ones that died of a stroke
No tires on our wheels only spikes
Snuck into the bowling alley getting strikes
At the cinema screaming over the movie
Kicked out eating gas station sushi
I'm poisoned and I'm shitting out my lungs
It's a coffin bastard night and I've got the runs
[Chorus]
We're the coffin Bastards. stealing your food
We're the boners with attitude
The coffin bastards, smoking candy cigarettes
The motorcycle speeds like fighter jets
Yeah you better watch out grandma
[Bridge]
Safety first, we've got our pink helmets on
Hitting another bar, and then we're gone until dawn
Hangover cure, we'll milk a rat
And then we'll throw up upon your mat
Stealing coupons but paying anyway
We're driving on the wrong side of the freeway
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Don't you forget that
We're the coffin bastards, we are dying every night
Yeah, we're dying for a cup of shite
We're the coffin bastards crashing through your window store
Every night my organs prepare for war
[Spoken Bridge]
Hey it's that skeleton gang huh?
Oh Really?
Yeah! I heard they're some real bad asses
Oh really?
Hey you guys are a bunch of pussies you know that?
Oh! that means a lot thank you
Yeah
[Outro]
We're the bastards!
Yeah, we wash our hands
Oughh, and we do the dishes
We cannot be defeated
We're always almost always sleeping
Our credits cards are depleted
We're the ones in the night
That plant the dynamite
Speeding past a traffic light
Yeah you know our names
Risen from graves
We're the bastards