Victor Ly Plain-clothes Santa
I don't go down chimneys
or bring a big bag of toys
I don't ride on sleighs
or have gifts for girls and boys
I don't have nine flying reindeers
or know if you're naughty or nice
I don't come only once a year
when the sky rains down ice
I am Plain-Clothes Santa
No one questions my existence
I am not only in fairy tales
No one sits on my lap
when stores have Christmas sales
No one leaves cookies and milk
on the table for me at night
No one writes down what they want
I don't have elves of limited height
I am Plain-Clothes Santa
I can help you every day
all seasons of the year
I am not shady like Santa
if you need anything, I'm here
My name isn't even Santa
it is, in fact, Victor Ly
I'd actually make a horrible Santa
because I can only be me
But... you can call me Plain-Clothes Santa! =)