War Pidgeons Chainsaw Mama (c) 1993
Drinking Yukon Jack in a Northwestern bar I noticed her eyes and the size of her scars I got a little closer just to be near When I hear her scream out for another two beers Gathered my courage and told her she was fine Found she worked with Nature and I lost my mind Tree huggers suck but I caught a whiff of gas She told me her job and knocked me on my ass She was a chainsaw mama Working in the forest green A chainsaw mama the best woman I've ever seen What a chainsaw mama Cutting trees all day A chainsaw mama and she wants my log today She talked low and hard about her hearty job Enough to make enviromentalists sob Then she grabbed me tight and told me her desire For me to take her out and set her woods afire. We left that bar headed for the Great North Woods And in that chilly air she showed me her goods. I'd better be hot, she had no time for fools Or she will drop me flat for her power tools. She's just a chainsaw mama the kind you'd like to please A chainsaw mama Arms as thick as trees My lovely chainsaw mama More than just a fling A hearty chainsaw mama Love her axe swing Sawdust flew up into the cold night air she won three of five falls but she don't fight fair I pinned her once, but she flashed me her tattoo And I lost it when I read "Paul Bunyan was here too!" If you've got the strength and the stamina friend Come to the Great Northwest where the land just ends And find yourself a lucious logging babe And never ever try to misbehave cause she's a chainsaw mama don't screw em up pal Oh lovely chainsaw mama Or you'll end up like the spotted owl Gas powered Chainsaw mama My heart and groin both stir For my chainsaw mama Whenever she cries "Timber!" (repeat random choruses)