War Pidgeons No Two Alike
(c) War Pidgeon 1994. (Spead metal version) Out last night Drinking way too much No place left to go Driving drunk Up and down the street Going really slow It's 4am I spot a bar I have to go inside Topless chicks Flashing breasts All of them with pride (Chorus) There are no two nipples alike no two nipples alike Look far and near They'll disapear But no two are alike I sat down By the stage To watch the chicks dance by Not one, not two But twenty five Really caught my eye Big busty blonde Danced my way To show me what she had She shook her breasts In my face Man that made me glad Next came by The small brunette With hooters extraordinaire Then came red Who shook so well My lust I did declare (Chorus) There are no two nipples alike no two nipples alike Look far and near They'll disapear But no two are alike There were twenty five Lovely pairs Of hearty, bouncy mounds I saw them all Small and large Even pointy and round Big nipples Small nipples Aereolas to spare I watched them all Until the dawn I had an evil stare With a gleam In my eye I finally stopped to think No two were the same In this place With breast on the brink (Chorus) There are no two nipples alike no two nipples alike Look far and near They'll disapear But no two are alike