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Make My Boobies One More Size Lyrics


Weird Al Yankovic Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh Boobie, Boobie
Oh Boobie, Boobie

Oh Boobie, Boobie my chest was supposed to grow... My cleavage wasn't right, yea

Now boobies, boobies, my breasts are completely full and now my sweater's tight...

Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger Memories
I want them to show now because

My chests flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess, I paid for these, paid for these

Are they big enough? I'm just a child. It's not a crime!

Make my boobies one more size.

Oh Baby, Baby, I've got Double D's it's true and now you've all been blinded

Oh pretty boobies, you're so big and new and white boys just can't stand it

Hey now, I have got a stalker
And he's telling me to seal these knockers up because

My chests flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess I paid for these, paid for these
Can't make em bigger I'm just a child
It's not a crime

Make my boobies one more size.


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