Clawjob Ether Frolic
You are cordially invited to the ether frolic
Please accept our invitation
One bladder of sweet vitriol will be provided
Please confirm your reservation
There's nothing sinister:
Nitrous oxide will be administered
At the ether frolic
Sophisticated gentlemen will be attending
It's a group hallucination
Experience the very height of modern science
With this wondrous inhalation
Bring your shrewish wife
Live the easy life at the ether frolic
Come along on a journey to Byzantium
In the nether regions of the cranium
High above the pleasure dome of Xanadu
Earthly worries softly drip away from you
There's something that I couldn't help noticing:
When I cut myself I can't feel a thing
The most wonderful sensation I'm experiencing:
When I cut myself I can't feel a thing